1. You've got a reason to look really hot.
As seen in typical chick flick and romantic comedies, when someone dumps you, you’ll go crying in your room for days, you’ll replace water with booze and depending on individuals, you'll have either Adele or Dashboard Confessional playing on repeat the whole time. Once you’re totally messed up, your best friends will take you out and get you a make over so you can look hotter than before. Then, you will accidentally bump into your ex on purpose so that he/she can see how hot you’ve become.
2. You can eat as much as you want without feeling guilty.
Because food heals the soul, baby.
3. People most likely will stand on your side.
Even though mutual friends will say that they will not be picking sides, but secretly they’ll be on your side. That is, unless you’re a cheater or you screwed up horribly.
4. It becomes acceptable for you to be unreasonably annoyed with certain someone.
When someone dumps you, you automatically gain the privilege to whine and moan about certain someone and people would understand it. In fact, they love these dramas. Sometimes people might even love you for all your bitching. Just look at Taylor Swift.
5. You’ll never have to regret.
In the future you’ll probably look back on relationships that you have had and there will probably be one or two relationships where you’d regret ending it. So, to save yourself from these regrets, avoid dumping people. With exception that the relationship is terribly bad, you’d probably be better of alone. But I guess if it’s that bad it would end up being a mutual parting kinda thing.
